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Multi-use NPC journal. Unidentifiable. ([personal profile] waivers) wrote2014-03-02 02:02 pm

Springtime for the Director

this horrible parody was brought to you by Abby (\._./)

Canada was having trouble,
What a sad, sad story,
Needed a new director to restore
its former livability.

Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me.

And now it's...

Springtime for the Director and the Facility
The Technicians are happy and gay!
We're processing at a faster pace,
Look out for your troubling fate!

Springtime for the Director and the Facility
The gods are appeased once more
Springtime for the Director and the Facility
Watch out everyone, we're putting you on the floor.

Springtime for the Director and the Facility
Winter for Northtown and South!
Springtime for the Director and the Facility
Springtime, springtime
Springtime, springtime
Springtime, springtime
Springtime, springtime.

Come on, Technicians!
Go into your dance!

I work in ▉▉▉▉▉▉ and this is why they call me ▉▉▉▉
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, kill the rats and have a party.

The Director is coming!
The Director is coming!
The Director is coming!

Hey Director!
Hey Director!
Hey Director!

Springtime for the Director and the Facility
Hey Director!

Hey... myself.
Hey to me.
I'm the man who's out to change our destiny.
Hey myself
Bow your head
There's no greater Director in the land.
Everything I do, I do for you.

Yes you do!

If you're looking for sacrifices, here's some clones for you.
Hey myself
Get to work

Yes sir!